Don't blame the bugs. Blame the baseball gods.

Okay, so this here is pretty much why I hate stinking Yankee fans. They are all such a bunch of fair-weather douche bags, it's not even funny. I'm just glad that The Tribe is up 2-0 and will (hopefully) sock it to that fat has-been Clemens tomorrow.

I still think LeBron is great, don't get me wrong. He's a great player and a fine young man. But you grew up near Cleveland. You pretty much work there. You are a representative of the city. And while they've struggled for a little while, the Indians were a solid team from 1995 to 2001, around the time young Mr. James was growing up. So it's not like they've always sucked. So for God's sake, why are you cheering for the Yankees? Just like the article says, the same reason all these fucknuts loved the Jordan era Chicago Bulls and then promptly donated all the merchandise they owned to Goodwill once the team began to suck.

I'd have been happier had they not made the playoffs at all, but having them lose in the first round will be the next best thing I suppose. Here's to making the AL East the only really boring division in baseball.