Wednesday, July 20, 2005 the blogosphere

For such a self-professed loser, I really do seem to have a hell of a lot of people posting comments on my lousy blog. I really should take the time to thank all the people who read and post (even if it is to make your lives seem good in comparison :P) So again, thanks for reading and thanks for all the (mostly) good advice. I don't know why I can't seem to follow it.

There's a line in my favourite song Hey Jude that goes: "The movement you need is on your shoulders". For those of you who aren't good in dealing with imagery and metaphors and all that, it means that everything you need to get yourself going is sitting atop your shoulders (well, okay that was pretty self-evident). It's all up there. Cogito Ergo Sum I guess. I just like Paul McCartney's take on it, it seems catchier. At any rate, I really should adopt Macca's line there as my motto. I can get shit rolling, I can make my life better if I put my mind to it. Things are going to be okay. I do say all these things to myself all the time, but I just can't seem to believe any of them. I mean, I could for other people, but not for me.


Why don't I deserve a little happiness, here and there? I'm the only one who can make it happen I suppose. But I'm really just too weak. I wish I had the strength.

Hey, I made it through an entire blog post without mentioning how much I need to have sex! I just realized that. Good for me. For the record, if I don't have sex soon, I am going to explode or at least hire a prostitute. How sad. The only way I can get someone to sleep with me is to pay them. Ouch.


Blogger Squirrely said...

You must have the biggest porn collection. I think you are right when you say that only you can make your life better. I lived in a hospital waiting room for a week this year because my boyfriend almost died. I'm sure if the same happend to you, you would have someone waiting day and night as well.

July 20, 2005 8:45 AM  
Blogger Beer said...

Hippo, for the record: If you ended up in the hospital, I'd be right there just as soon as your cheque cleared and I could find a reasonably-priced bus to wherever the fuck it is you live. For real, bro. From my heart.

But seriously, glad to hear you're feeling better about things. My tactic whenever I'm feeling low is to put on Micheal Jackson's song 'Human Nature' and have a good cry. And if you're having a hard time sealing the deal with a young lady, just meet her halfway and suggest a little game I like to call 'just the tip,' or at the very least, a good session of DHing. (That's dry-humping, bossman!)

But in all seriousness, I do love that song.

July 20, 2005 6:51 PM  
Blogger Heavy D said...

i thought "DHing" was something else.
well it is to my lady.

July 21, 2005 8:36 PM  

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