Natalie you're killing us

Your popularity has nothing to do with your 'incredible acting ability'. Please do all your fans a small favor and take your clothes off already. You played a frigging stripper and you still kept it all on! Give me a break. We have so little to live for, so please this is the least you could do for us. Thank you.

Natalie Portman has revealed she did not strip completely naked for new movie 'Goya's Ghosts'.

How hard is it? I'm topless right now!