Don't I ever post on my depressing life anymore?
1. I would murder you all with icepicks and feed your flesh to my dog if I could even brush past Maria Sharapova long enough to smell her hair. Sorry for being so harsh, but it's just the way I feel. And you're all people I like!
2. Just something that popped into my head today. Sort of like the old hot dog debate. Though this one is even less of a debate, really more of a trivia thing. Sort of. In a way. I've been drinking, bare with me. I'm having a get together or a party or some sort of event. There are a bunch of people there at any rate. I put out one of those vegetable trays with various raw veggies in a circle around a thingee of dip. Which vegetable is the first to disappear? Again, like the question of the one topping to put on your hot dog (mustard of course) there is indeed only one right answer. Let's see how smart you folks are.
2. Just something that popped into my head today. Sort of like the old hot dog debate. Though this one is even less of a debate, really more of a trivia thing. Sort of. In a way. I've been drinking, bare with me. I'm having a get together or a party or some sort of event. There are a bunch of people there at any rate. I put out one of those vegetable trays with various raw veggies in a circle around a thingee of dip. Which vegetable is the first to disappear? Again, like the question of the one topping to put on your hot dog (mustard of course) there is indeed only one right answer. Let's see how smart you folks are.
posted by King Hippo at 11:56 PM
4 Comments:
Celery?
Carrots, without a doubt.
(heart) Cooper
p.s. since when do I need a Google account to post comments on here. Fuck that noise.
I have to go with carrots as well, unless of course there are cherry tomatoes in the mix, which is not always a given with veggie trays.
The answer is most assuredly carrots. 9 times out of 10, it almost never fails. Check it out next time there's a vegetable tray. Even over the cherry tomatoes. I'm not saying that carrots are necessarily the superior veggie (though I like them just fine myself), simply that it's how it usually is.
And I can't believe Maria lost. What a rip-off.
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